You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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