1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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