Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
It's blow job season.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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