God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Help. Why am I so naked?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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