i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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