Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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