if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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