why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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