Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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