I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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