he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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