On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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