Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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