So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Found the puke drawer
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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