summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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