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Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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