The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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