Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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