At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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