they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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