She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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