I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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