did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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