Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
