i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
