No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
