if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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