"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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