what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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