When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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