Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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