I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Do vagina's smell?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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