question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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