My nipple is on Facebook.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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