She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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