I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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