I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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