A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
The uberlube is also flammable
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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