I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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