Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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