South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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