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On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes

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I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition

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I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now

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I'm so hungover and dru,k

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well he's currently spooning the coffee table

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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.

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She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.

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