i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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