Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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