naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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