He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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