better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
So here I am, sexting at work.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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