i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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