Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
