Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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