Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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