what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Houston, we have a squirter
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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