U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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