i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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